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KATG 2998: The Scream w/ Ryan Schutt

Your married friends; how to fight a loved one; Chemda discusses her breakup; Keith's dying mom December 14, 2018

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  • — Nesting: We have Ryan Schutt in studio discussing seeing his friends getting married while he remains single
  • — The Tantrum Approach: The gang discusses their hot button issues and what makes them angry. They discuss how they fight in relationships, be it in person, on the phone, through texts, or through letters.
  • — Bottoms Up: Chemda discusses the endings of her relationship with her ex-husband, Hennessy, and Andrea Allan comes on mic
  • — Non-Stick Pans: Ryan discusses dealing with his mother's recent passing after a long battle with dementia. Keith compares notes regarding his mother’s symptoms.

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Ryan Schutt
Ryan Schutt
Post Malone's line of Crocs
Post Malone's line of Crocs

KATG 2997: Toxic Shock w/ Rachel Sennott

Men/creeps; honest therapy; thirst traps; ATM mechanics; losing things in your vagina; Stormy Daniels and Michael Cohen; ambulance chasers and the Catholic Church; Time's Person of the Year December 13, 2018

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  • — Spreadsheets: Rachel Sennott is in studio explaining how she regularly fends off creeps while pursuing her comedy career
  • — Is That Legal?: Rachel’s therapist called her a dumb bitch because she continued to date a guy who mistreated her
  • — Internet Sad Girls: Rachel likes to post thirst traps as well as pictures of herself crying on social media
  • — Creating Cash: Rachel works as an ATM mechanic
  • — Where'd It Go?: Rachel recounts her experience losing a tampon inside of her for several days
  • — NO TV!: Like Keith, Rachel was raised in a Christian household. They compare notes on their upbringings.
  • — #Rapey: The gang discusses how men pretend to not understand what boundaries are in a post-#MeToo world
  • — Bad People On Both Sides: Stormy Daniels was ordered to pay $292,052 to President Trump to reimburse him for his attorney fees while Michael Cohen, the former lawyer for Trump, was sentenced to 3 years in prison for his role in paying off Stormy Daniels
  • — Hell No: Instead of asking if you were involved in a slip and fall, ambulance chasers now post ads asking if you were molested by a priest
  • — Getting It Right: Time magazine's Person of the Year honors murdered journalists

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Rachel Sennott
Rachel Sennott
Stormy Daniels
Stormy Daniels
Michael Cohen
Michael Cohen
Mr. President
Mr. President

Jamal Khashoggi, the late Saudi journalist
Jamal Khashoggi, the late Saudi journalist
Capital Gazette victims clockwise from top left: John McNamera, Rebecca Smith, Rob Hiaasen, Gerald Fischman, and Wendi Winters
Capital Gazette victims clockwise from top left: John McNamera, Rebecca Smith, Rob Hiaasen, Gerald Fischman, and Wendi Winters
Detained Reuters journalist Wa Lone and Kyaw Soe Oo in Myanmar
Detained Reuters journalist Wa Lone and Kyaw Soe Oo in Myanmar
Maria Ressa, CEO and executive editor of Rappler
Maria Ressa, CEO and executive editor of Rappler

KATG 2996: iSex w/ Leland Long

How to help people cheat; Chemda's revised celibacy date and her USB vibrator; the robot takeover December 12, 2018

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  • — Saving A Marriage: We have Leland Long in studio explaining his unique living situation that involves him lending his apartment so that his uncle's friend can cheat on her husband
  • — Inside The Box: Leland tried to put his toe in a woman’s vagina as a sexual move
  • — Buzz My Vagina: Chemda gives an update on the revised date of her celibacy
  • — Delight: Chemda recounts purchasing a USB powered vibrator at a skeevy sex shop. Andrea Allan jumps on mic to discusses Chemda’s perviness.
  • — Windex Super Soaker: The gang discusses the imminent robot takeover as 24 workers in an Amazon warehouse were hospitalized after a robot punctured a can of bear spray

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Leland LongLeland Long

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Leland Long
Leland Long
Andrea Allan
Andrea Allan
The legendary iSex
The legendary iSex
The robot's human repellent
The robot's human repellent
Human's robot repellent
Human's robot repellent

KATG 2995: Chandelier Porn w/ Carmen Lynch and Calvin Cato

Greenland, The Bahamas, and our troops; seeing a girl jump in front of your subway; being a parent to your lover's child; Golden Globe nominations and Crazy Rich Asians December 11, 2018

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  • — Polar Express: We have Carmen Lynch and Calvin Cato in studio discussing Carmen’s recent comedy tour to Greenland and The Bahamas
  • — He Unfriended Me: Calvin recounts when he saw a girl jump in front of his subway train and tried to heal his brain by doing mushrooms
  • — Child's Play: The gang discusses how to fake parent your lover's children
  • — Black Panther vs. The Simpsons: Keith reads Golden Globe nominations, and the gang discusses the 2018 movies that they loved and hated
  • — Stop Ruining The Word Porn: Calvin defends Crazy Rich Asians

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Calvin Cato
Calvin Cato
Carmen Lynch
Carmen Lynch
Carmen's bites
Carmen's bites
Greenland's casualties
Greenland's casualties
Let's search for them!
Let's search for them!





Awkwafina
Awkwafina

KATG 2994: Call-Out Culture w/ Judy Gold

Judy vs. Donald Trump; Judy's love life; comedians' wages; Chemda's landlord; Louis C.K.'s return and his hecklers; Neil deGrasse Tyson's 4th sexual assault allegation; Kevin Hart steps down from hosting Oscars 2019; Lena Dunham admits she lied while defending an accused rapist; how to handle liars; a listener's robotripping experience December 10, 2018

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  • — Piece Of Garbage: We have Judy Gold in studio losing her mind over how stupid, racist, and sexist Donald Trump is
  • — Women Are Annoying: Judy vents about her fights with her partner Elysa
  • — Pennies Earned: Judy recently headlined a club, and they charged her for her drink. The gang discusses how little comedians are paid.
  • — Handcuffs: Judy brought her friend Airam to the recording, who used to be a lieutenant and is now Chemda’s landlord
  • — Cumback Tour: Judy gives her opinions on Louis C.K.’s return to stand-up, and the gang discusses Comedy Cellar audience member Klaire Randall heckling Louis and telling him to take out his dick
  • — Bill Nye Is Thrilled: A 4th woman has come out and accused astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson of gross sexual misconduct
  • — Progress Not Perfection: Kevin Hart stepped down from hosting the 2019 Oscars because he refused to apologize for homophobic tweets from his past, although soon after he apologized for his past actions just the same
  • — Believe Women: Lena Dunham issued an apology for defending Girls' writer Murray Miller and smearing the reputation of victim Aurora Perrineau, who accused Miller of raping her. Dunham admits she lied when she said that she had, insider knowledge that exonerated him.
  • — Horrible Liars: The gang discusses how to handle kids when they are easily caught lying and how to punish adult deceivers
  • — Just Smoke Pot!: The gang discusses listener O’Ryan’s story about his experience robotripping

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Judy GoldJudy Gold

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Judy Gold
Judy Gold
Judy, Elysa, and their family
Judy, Elysa, and their family
Louis C.K.
Louis C.K.
Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Dr. Katelyn Allers, 1 of 4 Neil deGrasse Tyson sexual assault accusers
Dr. Katelyn Allers, 1 of 4 Neil deGrasse Tyson sexual assault accusers
Ashley Watson, 1 of 4 Neil deGrasse Tyson sexual assault accusers
Ashley Watson, 1 of 4 Neil deGrasse Tyson sexual assault accusers
Tchiya Amet, 1 of 4 Neil deGrasse Tyson sexual assault accusers
Tchiya Amet, 1 of 4 Neil deGrasse Tyson sexual assault accusers
Bill Nye
Bill Nye
Lena Dunham
Lena Dunham
Murray Miller and Aurora Perrineau
Murray Miller and Aurora Perrineau

KATG 2993: Robotripping w/ Lucas Connolly

Lesbian mothers and bullying; the highest high; rekindling old relationships while shitfaced December 7, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — Speoutside The Queer: We have Lucas Connolly in studio explaining what it was like to be raised by divorced lesbians and how he dealt with bullying
  • — Like A Veal: Lucas has been sober for 13 years, but his stories about the drug days are some of the most amazing Keith and Chemda has ever heard
  • — What Friends Are For: 40% of listeners have tried to rekindle long-lost friendships while they were extremely drunk

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Lucas Connolly
Lucas Connolly
Lucas's drug of choice
Lucas's drug of choice

KATG 2992: How to Spot a Trickster w/ Stephen Spinola

The Keith Malley School of Trickster Awareness; driving for Uber; driving Steven Tyler; how to mine cryptocurrency; Gilbert Gottfried hates Stephen; hospital food December 6, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — Reunion: We have old friend Stephen Spinola in studio visiting from Nashville and updating us on his new life
  • — Catching Shitbirds: Keith shares his philosophies on parenting and trickery
  • — Family Man: 72% of listeners think Keith would be a good stepdad, 82% think Keith will get along with Kyle's kids, and 69% think Keith would make a good parent. Stephen recounts his childhood experiences with his stepfather and his plans to start a family with his fiancée.
  • — Making A Living: Stephen drives for Uber and Lyft. We talk driver robberies and being the chauffeur for Stephen Tyler.
  • — Good Scam: A New Jersey man got into a car thinking it was an Uber and was robbed by the driver
  • — Straight And Narrow: Since Stephen moved and got engaged, he is smoking less weed and has started some new wacky business ventures
  • — No Tricks: Stephen recounts his wild ride driving Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler
  • — Breaking Even: Stephen is mining cryptocurrency with computers he built himself
  • — Bad Impressions: Stephen opened for Gilbert Gottfried at his home club and now he's on Gilbert’s shit list
  • — Jello And Rolls: The gang discusses the disgusting food and treatment they've received in hospitals

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Stephen Spinola
Stephen Spinola
Stephen's engagement photos
Stephen's engagement photos
Stephen's pickles and pipes
Stephen's pickles and pipes
Stephen's pickle pipes
Stephen's pickle pipes
Steven Tyler
Steven Tyler
Stephen in his new elf costume Chemda gifted him
Stephen in his new elf costume Chemda gifted him
Gilbert Gottfried
Gilbert Gottfried

KATG 2991: Fashionably Gay w/ Ashley Gavin

Chemda is 2 years tumor-free; dating closeted people; diversity in commercials; man shoots own groin in Walmart; TV stealing jokes; reacting to gay comedians; Pope Francis on the fashionability of homosexuality; Baby, It’s Cold Outside banned; Hugh Hefner's auctioned items; problems with exes; TED Talks December 5, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — Football: We have Ashley Gavin in studio celebrating Chemda’s 2-year anniversary of returning to KATG tumor-free
  • — On Brand: Ashley has a history of dating closeted women
  • — The Black Friend: The gang discusses how commercials are cast with forced diversity
  • — Groin, Groin, Gone: An Arizona man carrying a handgun in the waistband of his sweatpants accidentally shot himself in the crotch in the meat department of a Walmart
  • — Collective Consciousness: A popular TV show blatantly stole one of Ashley’s tweets on gun control
  • — Does She Know?: Ashley discusses audience members’ reactions to her being a lesbian
  • — Liar Liar: Pope Francis is worried how being gay is becoming a fashionable new lifestyle that could ruin the Catholic Church
  • — #Rapey: A Cleveland radio station has stopped playing the song Baby, It’s Cold Outside after listeners complained about how antiquated and creepy it is
  • — Mammaries: The late Hugh Hefner’s possessions, including his famed red smoking jacket, his personal Playboy collection, and a ring that held 1 Viagra pill, have been auctioned off
  • — We Don’t Blow Kids: The gang discusses some of the non-negotiables of their previous partners
  • — One Job: Ashley discusses her TED Talk on computer science

Guests

Ashley GavinAshley Gavin

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Ashley Gavin
Ashley Gavin
Chemda returning to the studio, post tumor removal
Chemda returning to the studio, post tumor removal
Pope Francis the trickster
Pope Francis the trickster
The late Hugh Hefner and his red smoking jacket
The late Hugh Hefner and his red smoking jacket

KATG 2990: Regulating Shakes w/ Janelle James and Kyle Ocasio

Keith's girlfriend upgrading his life; how Keith and Kyle fight; The Love Languages; NYC in your 20s; Keith's child disciplining techniques December 4, 2018

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  • — Get Lit Talk Shit: We have Kyle Ocasio and Janelle James in studio with some real talk
  • — Upgrade: Keith's girlfriend Kyle is slyly redecorating his apartment with hand-me-downs
  • — Watch Your Tone: Kyle talks about how her and Keith fight, and the gang discusses The Love Languages
  • — Same Place, Same Time: Chemda, Janelle, and Kyle discuss their parallel experiences with spending their 20s in NYC
  • — Daddy's Home: Keith gives advice on how to discipline children and lets Kyle know how he'd whip that family of hers into shape

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Janelle James
Janelle James
Kyle Ocasio
Kyle Ocasio
Chemda's birthday gifts
Chemda's birthday gifts


Keith’s new set-up
Keith’s new set-up
Previously with the brown shit-pillows
Previously with the brown shit-pillows
The Limelight
The Limelight
Eugene Mirman
Eugene Mirman

KATG 2989: Sry I Dipped w/ Dan Soder

Therapy; Keith's long-lost friend; weed vs. opioids; Pete Davidson; long-distance relationships December 3, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — Tell Me I’m Good: We have Dan Soder in studio rejecting all compliments and discussing his years of therapy
  • — I’ll Drink For Us Both: Keith recaps the drunken messages he got from a long-lost childhood friend
  • — Trippin': Chemda discusses her recent mushroom trip, and the gang talks about the villainizing of weed and psychedelics while the opioid epidemic continues
  • — Sry I Dipped: Dan is friends with Pete Davidson, and he discusses how to be there for a friend in the public eye
  • — Being Myself: Dan is happily in a long distance relationship

Guests

Dan SoderDan Soder

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Dan Soder
Dan Soder
Keith's beloved picture that Andrea gifted him
Keith's beloved picture that Andrea gifted him
Pete Davidson
Pete Davidson
Arianna Grande
Arianna Grande
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