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KATG 3912: The New Pope (U!S!A! U!S!A!) w/ Myka Fox

With the help of the great Myka Fox, Keith discusses the stressful planning of his move to Charlotte, her Cracked stand-up special, the first American Pope, and the Supreme Court ruling for President Trump to be able to ban transgender troops. Also, Keith critiques the Met Gala 2025 female outfits. May 8, 2025
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  • — From NYC to Charlotte, annoying salesmen, and ghosts
  • — God damn Amys
  • — Myka Fox’s Cracked stand-up special
  • — Pope Leo XIV
  • — The Supreme Court supports President Trump on banning transgender troops
  • — Keith critiques the Met Gala 2025 female outfits

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The new Pope. Only in America!
The new Pope. Only in America!
Oh nooooooo ...
Oh nooooooo ...

KATG 3911: Highly Intelligent w/ Shanna Christmas

Creator of the hilarious and deep special Highly Intelligent, Shanna Christmas gets real about her personal life including working in a nursing home, human rights, and describing her sexual assault and the heartbreaking responses from friends. Funny, soul-searching, and quite frankly brave new KATG guest Shanna Christmas will win you over in heartbeat. May 3, 2025
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  • — Thirst traps, producing shows, and Jaime Kennedy
  • — Dating, race, and being 6’3”
  • — Keith and Shanna’s nursing home employment experiences
  • — Learning how to be vocal in bed
  • — The end of Black Lives Matter
  • — Pope Donald J. Trump and the end of Veterans Day
  • — Bill Maher visits the Führer
  • — Department of Homeland Security Kristi Noem had her Gucci purse stolen, feat. her DHS access badge, driver’s license, passport, medication, apartment keys, blank checks, and $3,000 cash
  • — Shanna Christmas’s It’s Time to Tell My Side of the Story and Highly Intelligent feat. Harvey Weinstein’s trial, Virginia Giuffre’s suicide, Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs rejecting a last minute plea deal, and Mel Gibson being allowed to have back his gun
  • — Alec Baldwin’s Rust is now in very select theaters and streaming with a Rotten Tomatoes score of 46%

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Keith's 1st art piece for his new Charlotte home
Keith's 1st art piece for his new Charlotte home
I like it
I like it
Keith's much more attractive dog Hugsy Malone
Keith's much more attractive dog Hugsy Malone

For real sent by Donald Trump and The White House
For real sent by Donald Trump and The White House
Bill Maher and Larry David
Bill Maher and Larry David
Kristi Noem
Kristi Noem
What if it's a scam and both adults are in on it ...
What if it's a scam and both adults are in on it ...
Virginia Giuffre, center, dead by suicide
Virginia Giuffre, center, dead by suicide

KATG 3910: For the Movies w/ Chris Lamberth

The hilarious Chris Lamberth is new to KATG, and immediately Keith (current poker champion) found a new best friend. Comedy, movies, TV, movies, relationships, movies, family, movies, upbringings, movies—it’s all here! May 1, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — Friendship and Keith’s skits and bits
  • — Movies, crying, and collecting toys excuse me action figures
  • — Chris Lamberth’s album Failed Running Back: Kobe Bryant and dating
  • — YOU, The Last of Us, and Severance
  • — Sinners review
  • — Chris Lamberth’s album Failed Running Back cont’d: Dating and race
  • — Movie speed round: HAVOC, Babygirl, Heart Eyes, Last Breath, G20, Warfare, The Amateur
  • — B. Jason’s Not Cat’s in My Email

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The now and future king
The now and future king

KATG 3909: Keith Loves Paying Rent on Time and Doesn’t Believe In That 5th of the Month Bullshit Because We’re All Adults and Rent Gets Paid on the 1st No Exceptions and Amenities Are a Gift Not a Right w/ Rod and Karen Morrow

Keith is back from his last plane ride in a while from Charlotte, North Carolina, America … because he’s gonna move there! Keith is joined by greats and fellow Charlotteans Rod and Karen Morrow to help discuss his potential living situation, his feelings (!!!) on the big change, and everything swirling in his head. The trio also discusses KATG’s Spring 2025 Poker Championship, the origins of Minimum Rage, and Keith’s dad making his children suck on his thumb. April 30, 2025
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  • — Airplane Jokes
  • — KATG 3909: Take 2
  • — Keith tries to show his prospective landlords that he’a a cool mature adult
  • — KATG’s Spring 2025 Poker Championship
  • — Last Week on KATG sponsors
  • — Minimum Rage origins
  • — Remembering KATG.com 3908: Popa! Popa! Popa! w/ Harry Terjanian feat. The Conclave and Keith’s dad praying with Pope Francis
  • — The Malleys’ Yearly Garlic and Honey Ceremony

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Minimum Rage
Minimum Rage

KATG 3908: Popa! Popa! Popa! w/ Harry Terjanian

Comedian and wrestling promoter Harry Terjanian revisits Keith to help discuss pathologically lying fathers, the death of Pope Francis, and (speaking of pedophilia) The New Pornographers drummer Joseph Seiders recording child sexual abuse material. The duo also discusses long-distance relationships, dating, cheating, and fetishes as well as wrestling, commentating, management, and the law. April 21, 2025
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  • — Keith and Harry Terjanian discuss their pathologically lying fathers
  • — The death of Pope Francis
  • — The New Pornographers drummer Joseph Seiders recording child sexual abuse material
  • — Harry Terjanian, Lover: Keith’s new family, long-distance relationships, dating, cheating, and fetishes
  • — Harry Terjanian, Fighter: Wrestling, commentating, management, and the law
  • — Making Space: Wendy’s vs. Katy Perry
  • — KATG.com/VIP: Revisiting KATG #712: Once a Year with MC Deuce Deuce and his wife Hadar
  • — Snikki’s KATG Chat poker song

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America's V.P. JD Vance visits The Pope
America's V.P. JD Vance visits The Pope
The New Pornographers drummer Joseph Seiders
The New Pornographers drummer Joseph Seiders
Sex duffel bag (l.), hockey bag (r.)
Sex duffel bag (l.), hockey bag (r.)
Sally Ride
Sally Ride
Deuce! Deuce!
Deuce! Deuce!

KATG 3907: Good Game, No Rematch w/ Mike Drucker

Comedian and author Mike Drucker discusses his new book Good Game, No Rematch, which explores his life through his love of video games. Keith and Mike also discuss NYC’s subway necrophilia, Donald Trump’s perfect 2025 annual physical examination, and Katy Perry discussing the joys of being an astronaut. April 16, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — Keith’s birthday and the anniversary of his Dad talking to Keith’s ex-wife behind his back
  • — Keith’s upcoming move and NYC’s subway necrophilia
  • — Donald Trump’s perfect 2025 annual physical examination
  • — Katy Perry, astronaut
  • — Mike Druker’s Good Game, No Rematch feat. video game movies feat. Minecraft
  • — Religious movies and your favorite celebrities
  • — Sperm Racing

Guests

Mike DruckerMike Drucker

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Katy Perry, astronaut
Katy Perry, astronaut
Keith earned it! Proved it to Atari with a Polaroid!
Keith earned it! Proved it to Atari with a Polaroid!
The A Mindcraft Movie Warning
The A Mindcraft Movie Warning
Black Mirror: Plaything
Black Mirror: Plaything




KATG 3906: Mutiny w/ Eric Fazzini

Keith met Eric Fazzini through Brother Love, and the two became fast voice message buddies. Eric explains his ska band, the differences between audiences around the world, family, classmates, and politics. April 11, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — 0:00 Murder Scene Pasta Sauce feat. Eric Fazzini’s foley work/Mutiny, ska, Voodoo Glow Skulls, tattoos, and audiences around the world feat. punishers and melters
  • — 25:47 The Wire and remembering Black Mirror
  • — 29:36 Eric Fazzini’s older emails and his cancer-ridden testicle
  • — 35:57 Keith’s new love and the people that “knew it”/Old classmates on social media
  • — 39:51 BE COOL!: Trump, tariffs, the stock market, and the 1st Amendment
  • — 47:35 Steve Buscemi puncher sentenced to 6 months in jail/More airplane disasters/ER creator's wife sues Noah Wyle and The Pitt/Damon Wayans fell in love with his nephew’s ex-girlfriend
  • — 56:56 The Recap/Mutiny presents This Is a Eulogy

Guests

Eric FazziniEric Fazzini

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Eric SKAzzini's band
Eric SKAzzini's band
The band feat. Eric (far left)
The band feat. Eric (far left)
The CARNALES tattoo feat. Honorable Mention: A turtle tattoo that's some kinda dick joke
The CARNALES tattoo feat. Honorable Mention: A turtle tattoo that's some kinda dick joke
Steve Buscemi and his puncher
Steve Buscemi and his puncher



KATG 3905: Hands Off! w/ Rod and Karen Morrow

In a very special episode of Last Week on KATG, Rod and Karen Morrow cover the news of Keith’s big move, the earth-shattering A Minecraft Movie, Val Kilmer, the sick shit Daredevil is up to, and the nationwide Trump administration protests. April 8, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — Keith’s move from NYC to Charlotte
  • — Movie Corner: A Working Man, A Minecraft Movie, Death of a Unicorn, and DEI actors
  • — Remembering Val Kilmer
  • — Daredevil: Born Again
  • — Reviewing 3903: Welcome to the Jungle w/ Casey James Salengo feat. Trump’s new tariffs, the Hands Off! protests, and Kid Rock
  • — Reviewing 3904: Qualification w/ Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau feat. polyamory, Keith’s dad, and Russell Brand
  • — Reviewing 188: Yippie! Feat. Keith’s cucks and The Righteous Gemstones

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The new iOS 18.4 emojis
The new iOS 18.4 emojis


A Working Man: Shit, Keith has company
A Working Man: Shit, Keith has company




Val Kilmer
Val Kilmer

Keith's stolen cassette
Keith's stolen cassette
He haz your moneys?
He haz your moneys?




A VERY popular right-wing newspaper
A VERY popular right-wing newspaper
Jesse Watters
Jesse Watters
Ben Shapiro
Ben Shapiro
REAL WORLD PROBLEMS: Under Trump your Peeps are up in cost over 50%
REAL WORLD PROBLEMS: Under Trump your Peeps are up in cost over 50%

Kid Rock and Your President in the Oval Office (completely real)
Kid Rock and Your President in the Oval Office (completely real)
Elon Musk buying votes in Wisconsin (completely real)
Elon Musk buying votes in Wisconsin (completely real)

KATG 3904: Qualification w/ Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau

True open books Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau revisit KATG to discuss polyamory and infidelity as well as sobriety and temptation. The duo also helps Keith navigate his dad emailing, “Are we able to be respectful friends, without conditions? Keith also has breaking news: He’s leaving New York City?! Also, today’s Celebrity Rape Corner features comedian, actor, author, and recent Jesus disciple, spiritual guide, and crystal salesman Russell Brand. April 4, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — Polyamory and infidelity
  • — Patrick Holbert’s special Qualification: sobriety and temptation
  • — Keith’s dad asks Keith: “Are we able to be respectful friends, without conditions?
  • — BREAKING NEWS: Keith to leave NYC
  • — Cory Booker’s 25-hour and 5-minute record-breaking filibuster
  • — Celebrity Rape Corner: Russell Brand
  • — Asteroid 2024 YR4, on course to hit Earth, reroutes to the moon

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Somerset, PA's Le Bernardin
Somerset, PA's Le Bernardin
Eat pizza, get fat
Eat pizza, get fat
A Pizza Hut exclusive
A Pizza Hut exclusive
BOOYAKASHA!
BOOYAKASHA!
Cory Booker, 25-hour and 5-minute filibuster record-breaker
Cory Booker, 25-hour and 5-minute filibuster record-breaker
Celebrity Rape Corner: Russell Brand
Celebrity Rape Corner: Russell Brand

KATG 3903: Welcome to the Jungle w/ Casey James Salengo

Casey James Salengo joins Keith to discuss Casey’s second candid comedy special: Welcome to the Jungle. The duo discusses April Fools’ Day in 2025, the bad boys of Impractical Jokers, and family, partners, SSRIs, therapy, sex, role-playing, love languages, making babies, and fights physical and otherwise. April 1, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — 2025’s April Fools
  • — Up to 2 of the 4 Impractical Jokers are sexual bad boys
  • — Casey James Salengo’s Welcome to the Jungle

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impractical Jokers' James Murray and Joe Gatto
impractical Jokers' James Murray and Joe Gatto
R.I.P. Mom
R.I.P. Mom
Kanye West, right (completely real)
Kanye West, right (completely real)
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