KATG 4000: SHOW #4,000 w/ The Chat Pack

Some of the best of The Chat Pack, aka; Big Dick Blaine, Neal, Hayley, Bryan, Roland, Newsy, Matthew, and Diana join Keith to celebrate Keith and Chemda’s podcast of well over 21 years by recognizing this very episode. This sexy octet does their best to help Keith recall 3,999 episodes by letting him know how they found KATG and what stood out the most: the good, the bad, and the very, very ugly. Interspersed with clips from the past, this show might make your head spin, but you’ll definitely laugh and cry. If you have feelings. I know Keith sure does. September 4, 2026

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— [The KATG App], [Rod Morrow’s introduction]
— Celebrating 4,000 episodes with listeners around the world [Andy Kindler asks about Keith’s accent] and Blaine misses Boys’ Weekend [Cathryn Lavery on Keith being the perfect host]
— Newsy questions Keith’s possibly Nazi 704 t-shirt [Newsy calls in about being arrested for graffitti], [Ted Alexandro on things being harr-errd]
— Superhero sex and intrusive thoughts [Bridget and the Squares perform Apples & Oranges and Winter]
— Forums fights and strangers arguing with themselves [Bad faith listeners], [Time Bomb by 4”Stud], [Keith begs listening haters to get out of his life]
— Getting kicked out of karaoke [Chemda and Ben Lerman perform In Spide of Ourselves]
— Matthew loves Not Gay Bobby [Bobby Mitchell caught driving on a DUI in a dress], [Goodbye, Porn Collection by Bobby Mitchell] and Jesse Joyce [Jesse Joyce as Woody and Keith as Dice]
— Remembering Patrice [Patrice the insecure lying theif]
— Hayley on Teen Mom Trash Talk [Tracy Carnazzo and Andrea help discuss the name to use when referencing a vagina in a sexual manner]
— Newsy remembers the KATG Cruise’s High/Low Talks and KATG’s fake wedding [Emmy and Newsy on teachers sleeping and shitting themselves]
— Remembering The Dawn and Drew Show [Adam Curry’s shady company PodShow]
— Neal heard KATG in middle school and then heard THE BREAKUP in high school [Keith and Chemda’s romantic breakup]
— Matthew and Hayley remember Chemda getting upset [Keepin’ It Real], [Deuce Deuce and Hadar], [The Gootz with Wendi Starling], [Michelle Collins]
— Newsy on Keith talking politics [VOTE!], [Keith the politician with Ted Alexandro]
— Newsy remembers Lucas’s death [Lucas’s standup submission], [Lucas’s letter about KATG], [Lucas’s suicide bridge that happened upon him]
— The Chat Pack discusses how KATG unapologetically shares the ugliness in the world [Betsy and Jack Helmuth on Roe v. Wade being reversed]
— Newsy exits the episode [Big Proud Boat], [Keith opens Sniffies]
— Neal on being an honest podcast [Static and Satellites by Merit]
— Matthew remembers racist liar EatsPaste’s cheating scandal/catching cheaters [Max Darwin]
— WARNING! KATG 25-MINUTE COMMERCIAL BLOCK! [KATG’s rules with Andrea and Clark Jones], [Andrea on Best Fiends with Jesse Jolles], [Dan Hartley on Quip], [Sam Evans and Carmen Lagala on Rothy’s], [Casey James Salengo on Sleep Number], [President Trump and Magic Spoon]
— KATG celebrating women [Katharine Heller and Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Issue], [Jesse Joyce on the death of Greg Giraldo], [Carrie Gravenson and Keith’s lack of literal direction], [Myka Fox on KATG vs. Danny Lobell], [Courtney Maginnis with Casey James Salengo on being sober for 2 days], [Ophira Eisenberg on Squid Game(s)], [Chemda as Christi Chiello], [Kyle Ocasio with her 12-year-old son Benny]
— KATG sponsors Neal like real HEROES!!! [Bianca on Father Malley’s kids sucking off his thumb], KATG old-school merchandise, and care [Bianca on Keith’s happiness]
— Diana enjoys The Real [Justin Smith on Facebookers clicking MAYBE on an invite]

Pictures

Keith's wardrobe

KATG 3999: HALLELUJAH! (Everybody Wants Some!!) w/ Rod Morrow

Hey, you guys ever get a … hold on, lemme look this up. [Dictionary Preferences: 2 words (blow job) preferred by Merriam-Webster and the Oxford English Dictionary. 1 word (blowjob) preferred by the American Heritage Dictionary.] Anyway, you ever get one? HOLY MAGOLEY! August 26, 2026

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Show Notes

— How Keith Got His Groove Back
— Dolly Parton, RIP
— Today’s Sponsor: Tom Brady’s 7-Foot C.U.M. Ropes
— Minimum Rage feat. The Men’s Club of Charlotte’s kitchen nightmare
— Remembering KATG shows 3993 - 3998 feat. Robert Alvarez and the Diamond Dogs
— At the Movies: Jason Statham's Mutiny, Spider-Man’s Jean Grey having sex with herself, Insidious: Out of the Further, and The End of Oak Street
— Sam Mendes’s proposed 4 Beatles movies and The Dog Stars contradicting trailers

Guests

Rod Morrow

Pictures

The Diamond Dogs' rigged rig

Fuck you, Guitar Center

The foosball table being respected

Rock 'n Roll, baby

Just what Keith does ...

KATG 3998: Boys’ Weekend: RETURN OF THE CARNIVAL OF SINS (Theatre of Pain)

Keith, Buddy, Big Dick, and Killer finish their recording session discussing Virtual Reality “games” (you know the kind), the truly greatest BBQ spot in Charlotte, The Diamond Dogs’ tattoos, and the epic concert of Extreme, Tesla, and I guess Mötley Crüe. August 22, 2026

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— Virtual Reality “games” (you know the kind)
— BBQ Lunch: Charlotte’s Nobel Smoke
— The Diamond Dogs’ tattoos
— Extreme, Tesla, and Mötley Crüe(?)

Guests

Blaine

Buddy Rick

Kyle Thompson

Pictures

Killer Kyle - and no, we won't tell you what "game" he was "playing"

Karen and Rod Morrow with The Boys

Buddy Rick and KATG Tattoo #152

Buddy Rick and Killer Kyle's KATG Tattoo #153

The puzzle pieces

Diamond Dogs

Extreme's Francis

Extreme's Ozzy tribute

This piece of dog shit ...

Girls, Girls, Girls sponsored by Mattress Warehouse

Heavy Metal in 2026

Nikki Sixx being a weirdo with an 11-year-old girl

Nature finds The Scarlet Bitch

KATG 3997: Boys’ Weekend: THE STRIP CLUB (Girls, Girls, Girls)

“A podcaster, a Canadian, a football coach, and a Texan walk into a bar.” The trio continues recapping their awesome weekend of friendship and whores as we learn everything you ever wanted to know about a strip club but were afraid to ask. August 21, 2026

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— The Diamond Dogs’ dads
— Charlotte’s The Men’s Club feat. Killer Kyle’s ex-lover & stripper and the tricks of the trade
— Charlotte’s Tilt on Trade

Guests

Blaine

Buddy Rick

Kyle Thompson

Pictures

Blaine's "Washateria" (but obviously A.I.)

The manager unsexily grabbing all the dollar bills

Keith's into it

Keith's rusted strip club memento ($3.50 retail)

Charlotte's Tilt on Trade

KATG 3996: Boys’ Weekend: CAROWINDS I mean THE GUN RANGE (New Tattoo)

All 4 of the dogs are together! Thanks to Keith’s excellent planning, he’s joined by the whole gang featuring Big Dick Blaine, Buddy Rick, and Killer Kyle. BBQ? CHECK! Guns? CHECK! Titties? CHECK! Theme Park? Pardon? August 20, 2026

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— Six Flags’ Carowinds
— BBQ Breakfast feat. Liz
— The Gun Range
— BBQ Lunch feat. Kyle’s dad
— Six-Foot Ropes
— New Tattoos
— Pool frolicking

Guests

Blaine

Buddy Rick

Kyle Thompson

Pictures

Hayden Panettiere, RIP

When we make plans, God laughs

BBQ breakfast

Keith's sexy state magnets

Keith and Buddy Rick at the range

Keith's broken gun

Keith's damage

Big Dick Blaine and his even bigger gun

Hitman

Killer Kyle

Blaine

Rick

The Dogs

A celebratory smoke

Kyle with his dad

BBQ lunch

Tattoo shop #1's cookies

Tattoo shop #2's pork sandwhiches

Keith getting ready for the strip club

KATG 3995: Boys’ Weekend: THE POOL w/ Blaine

It’s only been 24 hours into Boys’ Weekend, and Keith and Big Dick Blaine already have plenty of ridiculousness to yap about. Before Buddy Rick and Killer Kyle arrive, the duo not only teach you the sincere foolproof way to be a millionaire, but they also discuss the amazing movies Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (96%) and Busboys (literally no rating), Keith’s and their mothers’ cooking, the disingenuous tricks at Keith’s pool, and looking up Charlotte strip I mean gentlemen’s clubs. August 15, 2026

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— The sincere foolproof plan to be a millionaire
— Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie the movie
— Busboys the movie
— Keith’s and Blaine’s mothers’ cooking
— The disingenuous tricks at Keith’s pool
— Looking up Charlotte strip clubs

Guests

Blaine

Pictures

Tabletop foosball (10-9)

You Don't Know Jack (Just sayin')

Keith's new algorithm

Keith's culinaries

Charlotte's mother

KATG 3994: Prayers for the Melancholy w/ Shahrum & Heather, Robert Alvarez, Brother Love, Katharine Heller, and Newsy

New Madden! New VR mini golf course! And the games never stop!!! On this final Robert Alvarez re-listen, we also check in with co-guests Rockstar Brother Love, “HellKat” Katharine Heller, and Bad Boy Newsy thanks to listener-producers Shahrum & Heather, who cast this very episode. Before the party begins, Keith shares his thoughts on Father Malley using ChatGPT, Trump’s Sunshine Protection Act, a Shake Shack employee robbing his own Shake Shack before returning to work, and the upcoming boys’ weekend featuring guns, breasts, roller coasters, and Mötley Crüe I mean Tesla and Extreme. On with the show. August 15, 2026

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Show Notes

— Keith’s new “Ouija” board
— Father Malley, phone sex worker
— Madden NFL 27 and gaslighting through ChatGPT feat. Father Malley
— Keith prepares for Boys’ Night
— The different ways listeners check on Keith’s mental health
— Rapist President Trump hears you and will pass The Sunshine Protection Act
— Shake Shack employee calls in sick, robs his Shake Shake the same day at gunpoint, returns to work two days later
— The REAL 2026-27 Pittsburgh Steelers are 1 for 1(!!!)
— Robert Alvarez’s 39 psychic guides
— Discovering Wordle and people-pleasing A.I.
— Heather learns in real time that Robert Alvarez gave Shahram a previous reading regarding if he should ask for Heather’s hand in marriage
— The future of KATG and Chemda
— Brother Love adulting feat. Safe-T-Man and The Original Bagel Guillotine
— Keith finally (and eagerly) responds to a jury duty summons
— The movie Nyad and questioning if the world’s greatest athletes have all been abused
— Robert Alvarez on Craig Klein, Katharine Heller’s future Australian forever partner, the upcoming 2024 presidential election, if Newsy should go into construction, the title of the TV show The Bear, and if Heather should pursue her art offerings vs. her corporate day job

Guests

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ShopRAWRS.com

The KATG Cruise Day #1: Karaoke

feat. Rise of the Melancholy Empire

I KNEW IT!

Simply splendid!

Not too shabby ...

On Day #1?! [shrug.jpg]

The Party Fridge

Keith's new "Ouija" board

Keondre Simmons, 33, (ex-)Shake Shack employee

The Kobe 6 All-Star 3D Hollywood

Game #1 (too easy)

KATG 3993: The Psychic and the Poltergeist w/ Robert Alvarez

12 years later, The Psychic Witch Robert Alvarez returns, this time over video during COVID; but still, nothing can slow him down (even the poltergeist he apparently lives with). Keith and Chemda catch up on Robert’s life, learn the future of their own lives, and get even more personal with The Great One. August 12, 2026

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Show Notes

— Remembering Keith’s dad sabotaging Keith’s Super Bowl Domino’s commercial
— Remembering the split between Keith and Jeremy
— Listener Laura follows up on healing after a surprise breakup
— Robert Alvarez’s love and his all new psychic guide Anthony
— When Robert’s spirit guides communicate with clients’ spirit guides
— When Keith and Robert dismissed Catholicism
— The day Robert heard everybody’s thoughts/schizophrenia
— The Psychic Witch’s poltergeist puts away groceries
— The accuracy of The Conjuring
— The rising popularity of tarot cards
— When Keith had sex with a witch
— The future of COVID-19 in 2021
— The future of Israel and Palestine
— Britney Spears’ autonomy
— The future of Keith and Kyle Ocasio
— Chemda’s future health, her third eye, and her future with Xerxes
— Robert’s sex
— Keith’s stand-up: Daddy’s Home (Keith’s Discipline)

Guests

Robert Alvarez

Pictures

100% scientifically accurate

A listener's Tower tarot card

Chemda judging Keith and Kyle

KATG 3992: House of the Dragons w/ Robert Alvarez and Jeremy

It’s literally a house of dragons, silver and otherwise. Along with Robert Alvarez, Keith and Chemda are joined by their friend and cancer and lightning survivor Jeremy to cover the news of the day and the news of the future. Before that, Keith discusses his latest post-romance feelings, calling a 900 sex line, and using The Strangers: Chapters 2 and 3 to heal. Also, it’s officially the beginning of the new NFL season, and Keith made his football bets; which, to be clear, his psychic guide is very positive about. August 11, 2026

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Show Notes

— Hiring a cleaner
— Why has Keith been ignoring his psychic guide?
— Healing through The Strangers: Chapters 2 and 3
— Drake barking like a dog and Keith calling 1-900-SEX
— Apple TV’s Cape Fear and The Dink
— Keith’s 2026-2027 NFL bets
— Listeners’ thoughts on Robert Alvarez
— Keith vs. The Country/Keith vs. airbrushing on models/Ricky Martin blows our mind coming out as gay
— Robert Alvarez vs. derogatory ex-clients/How to manifest a spell
— Love, sex, gambling, and money: Cancer and lightning survivor Jeremy gets read by Robert
— Robert’s adolescence
— Call-in tarot-reading lightning round
— Robert on Zener cards
— Keith’s stand-up: Health Care, Penis Rash, and Ben Lerman’s Rash on My Penis

Guests

Jeremy Schultz

Robert Alvarez

Pictures

The Scarlet Bitch

Keith trying to heal

Apple TV's Cape Fear

Jeremy's KATG Sex Links List

The fortune cookies

KATG.com/tattoos: ElvisRico - Can You Imagine?

KATG 3991: Keith Malley, Silver Dragon w/ Robert Alvarez

The greatest psychic ever is back! And Robert Alvarez is here too! (WINK) Keith, Chemda, and Robert join forces to figure out the future of Mike, one of their greatest interns. They also take calls, do speed-readings, and deal with April pendejos. August 6, 2026

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— Keith wants Jerlyn back
— Dealing with April fools
— Osbournes Reloaded
— Claircognizance
— The birth of Street View
— Should MTA employees have tried harder to stop a rape?
— Robert’s polyamorousness
— The Silver Dragon Keith Malley predicts the ending of Bret Michaels’ Rock of Love
— Jen calls in to see if her grandfather died upset with her
— What happens when we die and what does David sound like?
— Robert tells Jen that she needs to forgive someone to be able to conceive a child
— Today’s tarot card desks
— Scott calls regarding physically leaving his brother behind
— Zara on feeling alone after a big move
— Robert reads Mike the Intern
— Psychic competitions
— Robert vs. Rachael Ray
— KATG speed readings
— Robert’s sexual checklist
— Keith’s stand-up: New-School Sex

Guests

Robert Alvarez

Pictures

Mike the Intern

KATG.com/tattoos

Randall James Hamilton Zwinge, RIP

Ozzy, RIP (even then)

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