Latest Episode
Play
Keith and The Girl - free comedy talk show
Keith Malley and Chemda Keith and The Girl Free Comedy Talk Show Click here to get our premium content

Keith and The Girl Comedy Talk Show

 

Join us as we talk with comics about current events, pop culture, politics and even intimate details of our lives. We create a new hour-long show each weekday and post on this website and on iTunes.

Subscribe to our free podcast and episodes will download automatically.

Every show is guaranteed to make you laugh!

Subscribe to our free comedy podcast with iTunes Get our podcast (RSS feed in this link)
 

We've been featured in

Logos of publications that KATG has been featured in

Recent Shows

 

3010: Cooch Specialist (Clambox Surprise) w/ Tracey Carnazzo

Porn; being pronounced dead prematurely; The Big Bang Theory's Jim Parsons turns down $50,000,000 to continue the show January 17, 2019
Download audio iTunes Subscribe Comments

Listen to the show

Loading audio player... (requires a modern browser to work)

Show Notes

  • — Most Likeable Guest: We have 2017's Best New Guest Tracey Carnazzo in studio trying to create a KATGuh category only for herself
  • — Fapping: 15% of listeners don't watch porn. Andrea Allan comes on mic to try to explain how Chemda is odd when she talks about sex.
  • — Happens Too Much: An elderly Russian woman was declared dead by a police officer and moved to the hospital's morgue. But she wasn't dead. At the time I mean. Now she is of course.
  • — Cold Hard Cash: The Big Bang Theory's Jim Parsons turned down $50,000,000 to continue the show

Pictures

Tracey Carnazzo
Tracey Carnazzo
The gym machine that Andrea faps on with her magnificent clit
The gym machine that Andrea faps on with her magnificent clit
Jim Parsons, turning down $50,000,000 to continue The Big Bang Theory
Jim Parsons, turning down $50,000,000 to continue The Big Bang Theory

3009: McJesus w/ J.P. McDade

Most Chemda the Slob Moment revisited; loving an officer while on a restraining order; licking doorbells; the state of bodegas; how to get drunk off fabrics; the crucified Ronald McDonald January 17, 2019
Download audio iTunes Subscribe Comments

Listen to the show

Loading audio player... (requires a modern browser to work)

Show Notes

  • — KATGuh Nominee: We have J.P. McDade in studio listening to the controversial KATGuh clip that's winning the Most Chemda the Slob Moment category
  • — Who Could Have Called This?: 27-year-old Pennsylvanian Ashley Keister was caught on a surveillance camera using a large cigarette butt receptacle to smash the glass doors of the West Wyoming Police Department at 1 am to find and love the officer that arrested her for violating an order of protection obtained by a former lover
  • — Stole My Innocence: 33-year-old Californian Robert Daniel Arroyo was caught on a surveillance camera licking the doorbell of a family residence for 3 hours
  • — Deadliest Job: 32-year-old New York City-ian Jonathan Pacheco tore up a bodega when refused to be allowed to take a nap. The gang discusses the state of bodegas.
  • — Liquor Jacket: Pennsylvanian Jana Moschgat is claiming that the reason her blood alcohol count was nearly twice the legal limit when she got pulled was because she was nibbling on her coat
  • — Fried For Our Sins: A sculpture of a crucified Ronald McDonald in the Haifa Museum of Art sparked violent protests from Christians who hurled firebombs at the police protecting it

Guests

J.P. McDadeJ.P. McDade

Pictures

J.P. McDade
J.P. McDade
Ashley Keister
Ashley Keister
Robert Daniel Arroyo
Robert Daniel Arroyo
Jonathan Pacheco after destroying the bodega
Jonathan Pacheco after destroying the bodega
The McJesus sculpture
The McJesus sculpture
More Show Notes and Pics

Fan Tattoos & Brandings

 
Over 140 tattoos and brandings have been put to skin. Click here to see them all.
Fan Tattoos and Brandings
loading something