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KATG 3944: The Riyadh Comedy Festival w/ J.P. McDade
J.P. McDade returns! Mrs. Charlie Kirk is single and ready to mingle with her new Christian dating app. Good for her! Keith and J.P. discuss this exciting news that allows you to possibly date Erika herself, the apparently satanic Bad Bunny performing Super Bowl LX’s halftime show, Steelers’ un-used QB Skyler Thompson being assaulted and robbed in Dublin, and Saudi Arabia’s celebrity events, namely The Riyadh Comedy Festival.
September 29, 2025
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Show Notes
— Mrs. Charlie Kirk’s Christian dating app
— Bad Bunny to perform Super Bowl LX’s halftime show
— Steelers’ un-used QB Skyler Thompson assaulted and robbed in Dublin
— Rory McIlroy and the Ryder Cup
— Saudi Arabia’s celebrity events and The Riyadh Comedy Festival
— The Earhart Files
Guests
J.P. McDade
Pictures
The Do You Have a Proclivity for Bombing test
Charlie Kirk (l.), Jordan Peterson (r.)
The Breakfast Club's Charlamagne tha God (l.), Ben Shapiro (r.)
Rory McIlroy
Keith's CONDOR (Hole 18)
Anti-Riyadh Festival comedian Atsuko Okatsuka
Bill Maher (top left)
Amelia Earhart
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
KATG 3943: Jimmy Kimmel’s Return w/ Rojo Perez
Fan favorite Rojo Perez joins Keith to discuss the return of Jimmy Kimmel, Tylenol, The Rapture, Tom Brady’s dog abuse, Trump's war on escalators, and Charlie Kirk’s 90,000 people-attended memorial.
September 25, 2025
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— Trump vs. Tylenol/JD Vance vs. couch stores
— The Rapture of 2025/Tom Brady vs. his dog/Trump vs. escalators
— Charlie Kirk’s memorial attended by 90,000 people (viewed by 100 million)
— Jimmy Kimmel’s return
Guests
Rojo Perez
Pictures
Marc Maron and Jimmy Pardo
Adam Curry, podcasting shyster
Marvel Zombies
Tom Brady
Jesse Watters
The White House (real)
James Woods (somehow real too)
Donald Trump and Erika Kirk
Jimmy Kimmel with Guillermo Rodriguez
Glen Powell
KATG 3942: Jagnation (State-Run Media and Late Night Talk Show Cancellations) w/ Buddy Rick
KATG Chat Packer, chemistry teacher, football coach, wrestling coach, and musician Buddy Rick joins Keith to discuss free speech and the state of everything.
September 21, 2025
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Show Notes
— Publishers Clearing House files for bankruptcy and ends winners’ payments
— They Go in Threes: Gen V’s Chance Perdomo; Jesus, Take the Wheel’s Brett James; Hollywood’s Robert Redford
— Teaching chemistry, coaching football, and stopping ICE
— Charlie Kirk, Jimmy Kimmel, state-run media, and the Catholic Church
— Buddy’s Rick’s music
Guests
Buddy Rick
Pictures
Oops
Jen V's Chance Perdomo, RIP
Jesus, Take the Wheel's Brett James, RIP
The Sting's Paul Newman and Robert Redford, RIP
The Last Castle
Charlie Kirk and George Floyd, RIP
Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert, RIP
FCC Chair Brendan Carr
Charlie Kirk lover Cardinal Timothy Dolan
Pope Asshole XIV
Decisions decisions ...
KATG 3941: Show #2,000 (The Podcast Pantheon Recommendation) w/ Lenny Marcus, Katharine Heller, Dante Nero, Ray DeVito, Chris Laker, Kurt Metzger, Mark Normand, Myka Fox, Judy Gold with Elysa, and Hennessy; feat. Bobby Mitchell
Keith and The Girl are featured in the #1-selling new book The Podcast Pantheon, where it listed KATG episode #2,000 as author Sean Malin’s pick under the cleverly titled Sean’s Pick. Because the episode is currently only available through KATG.com/VIP, here it is, revisited for your listening pleasures.
September 19, 2025
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Show Notes
— Bobby Mitchell’s The Rolling Stones/KISS-inspired hit song 2,000 Show
— Social media’s goofy RSVPs
— Cheaters, brain melters, and hooligans: Lenny Marcus on football, baseball, and soccer
— Katherine Heller: The art of sexting and her failed threesome
— The swagger of Dante Nero
— Ray DeVito watches porn on mute as an educational tool for oral sex
— Chris Laker discusses his research on your masturbation situations
— Jonah Hill vs. The Paparazzi
— Kurt Metzger and Mark Normand on Last Comic Standing and clubbing
— Myka Fox’s lust of Andy Kaufman
— Judy Gold on adoption, Elysa, working with Hennessy, the gender of Keith’s dog, waiting tables, and Wife Swap
Guests
Bobby Mitchell
Chris Laker
Dante Nero
Elysa
Hennessy
Judy Gold
Katharine Heller
Kurt Metzger
Lenny Marcus
Mark Normand
Myka Fox
Ray DeVito
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KATG.com/DadBook
Bobby
Lenny
Katharine
Dante
Ray
Chris
Kurt
Mark
Myka
Judy
KATG 3940: Aftermath: The Murder of Charlie Kirk w/ Rod and Karen Morrow
Rod and Karen Morrow join Keith to continue the Charlie Kirk conversation and to cover what we now know about the shooter in custody and the sniper rifle shot that immediately killed conservative provocateur Kirk during one of his infamous Prove Me Wrong debates. And the Emmys. They discuss the 2025 Emmys as well.
September 16, 2025
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Show Notes
— Sex and making your home work for you
— At the Movies: The Long Walk, Demon Slayer the Movie Kimetsu no Yaiba Infinity Castle Chapter 1, and Spinal Tap II: The End Continues
— Rantspace sponsor
— Minimum Rage
— The death of Charlie Kirk and this killer Tyler Robinson
— The 2025 Emmys
Guests
Karen Morrow
Rod Morrow
Pictures
iOS 26's relevant new emojis
The shooter
KATG 3939: Charlie Jerk (RIP Butt-Head) w/ Rod Morrow
Rod Morrow joins Keith to discuss the news of the day: the murder of Charlie Kirk and your feelings today, remembering 9/11 and your feelings then, The Bachelorette's Taylor Frankie Paul, and Spike Lee and Denzel Washington’s new Apple TV+ movie Highest 2 Lowest. Enjoy. And remember, it’s okay to feel how you feel. God made you to feel a certain way, and God doesn’t make mistakes (except for things like floods and kids with cancer and your appendix, tonsils, wisdom teeth, and foreskin. So keep your head up).
September 11, 2025
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Show Notes
— The shooting of Charlie Kirk
— Remembering September 11th 24 years later
— The Bachelorette's Taylor Frankie Paul
— Highest 2 Lowest review
Guests
Rod Morrow
Pictures
Poker King Keith's great day begins
Keith's great day continues
Charlie Kirk
The FBI's person of interest
Charlie Kirk, RIP
2026's Bachelorette Taylor Frankie Paul
9/11's Stephen Rannazzisi
KATG 3938: Powerballs w/ Blaine
KATG Chat Pack member Blaine joins the show for the first time! He shares his big life changes, and the duo discusses it all! They talk NFL’s Murderball! They talk the great Aaron Rodgers! They talk the Department of War! They talk Trump’s Epstein birthday card! They talk the VMAs! They talk Emmy nominations! They talk Marvel’s Ironheart! For better or much much worse, they talk it all!
September 9, 2025
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Show Notes
— Blaine’s new life
— The $1,787,000,000 Powerball jackpot
— The 2025 NFL Murderball Season begins feat. the always great and supported Aaron Rodgers
— America’s King: The Department of War, Trump’s birthday letter to Epstein, and the downplaying of domestic violence
— 2025 VMAs
— 2025 Emmy nominations
— Marvel’s Ironheart and Fantastic 4 reviews
Guests
Blaine
Pictures
The King
E. Jean Carroll
Ironheart (r.) and AI N.A.T.A.L.I.E (l.)
KATG 3937: Brokedown Palace w/ Kevin Allison
KEVIN ALLISON IS MOVING TO THAILAND! The world’s greatest open book, RISK!’s Kevin Allison, joins Keith to discuss his big move stemming from the midlife crisis that he’s leaning into in a big way. podcast pantheon members Keith and Kevin share their thoughts on big moves (exciting and scary), the state of America (it’s not good), sell-out celebrities (fuck Bill Maher), and citizens lying to themselves (RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!).
September 6, 2025
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Show Notes
— Kevin Allison's big move from NYC to Thailand
— Saying goodbye to old lovers, Thailand’s sex laws, and scams
— KATG.com/KevinAllison
— And more god damn bullshit
Guests
Kevin Allison
Pictures
The King
Rudolph William Louis Giuliani
Rudy in Borat 2
Bill Maher enjoying Donald Trump
Bill Maher enjoying Woody Allen
True Love
Keith's world record
KATG 3936: LMAOF w/ Gracie Canaan
Hilarious and candid Gracie Canaan joins Keith to discuss being an OnlyFans creator tackling both sex and comedy. She also shares the details of her new film Bootie’s, which is partially based on her real time spent entertaining men with dances and conversation. Also, finally, after over 20 years of Keith and The Girl, a guest flips the script, and we finally get to hear our beloved host get personal!
September 2, 2025
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Show Notes
— Tennis hat stealer Piotr Szczrek, The Most Hated Person in the World/strip tease
— Today in Politics: Kamala Harris’s revoked Secret Service protection, Jan. 6th insurrectionist Ashli Babbit’s full military funeral honors and the government’s $5 million payout, and Donald Trump’s health
— The Power of Crying/OnlyFans: Comedy Accounts vs. Ass Accounts
— OnlyFans’ LMAOF comedy series
— EXCLUSIVE KEITH MALLEY REVELATIONS
— Bootie’s, the Oscar-qualified sex work workplace comedy
Guests
Gracie Canaan
Pictures
Keith's great day
SO smart
TWO smart
Piotr Szczrek, The Most Hated Person in the World
Benson Boone of Beautiful Things
Girl Power: Bonnie Blue and Lily Phillips
What guys look like giving oral
KATG 3935: The Podcast Pantheon w/ Sean Malin
Culture critic Sean Malin, author of The Podcast Pantheon: 101 Podcasts That Changed How We Listen, joins Keith to discuss the importance of art and how we appreciate it. Oh, and Keith and The Girl is featured in that book in a big way. [POW.emoji]
August 29, 2025
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Show Notes
— How to Judge Art feat. Watching trash, the idea of clapping after a movie, watching movie credits and bonus scenes, and showing up to movies late/leaving early/getting snacks
— Criticking: The length of movies feat. Eddington and Jason vs. Nosferatu
— 2025’s Saturday Night Live dismissals and lying about nostalgia
— The Podcast Pantheon: 101 Podcasts That Changed How We Listen?From WTF to Serial; Foreword by Jon Hamm and created by Sean Malin, author of Vulture’s Start Here feat. KATG.com/2000
Guests
Sean Malin
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